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U​.​S​.​Avocado (Single)

by Carl Toeski

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I always wanted to make a country song, so here it is!

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'U.S.Avocado'

Wake up in the morning in Grand Junction, Colorado,
Gonna have some egg and bacon and some full grown avocado.
Morning sun is blinding me, but I see that you bend over,
Honey something tells me that I'm gonna be your lover.

Oh babe, don’t you think bad of me.

Wake up in the morning in San Diego, California,
Gonna have some fluffy pancakes, and that makes me very horn’ya.
Sun is shining babe and there’s something I gotta tell ya:
Something tells me that tonight you’ll lick my genitalia.

But babe, don’t you think bad of me!

Wake up in the morning in Charlotte, North Carolina,
Let me finish that toast and coffee and then I’ll switch to your vagina.
You’re hotter that a goats butt in a pepper patch, honey, I’ll be your cowboy later and that is rather uncanny.
Oh babe, don’t you think bad of me!

Wake up in the morning in Saint Quentin State Prison,
The roles are now reversed and someone else will do the jizzin’!
The big fella right here might seem to you like a stranger,
But trust me, darling, soon you’ll be calling him ‘Rectal Ranger’!
But babe, don’t you think bad of us!

Rumba
Rumba
Rumba-ra!
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released April 18, 2017

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Curly Toes is a rock 'n' roll band from London.

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